Who is zelda in the legend of zelda rap

C F Legend of Zelda? Legend of LINK! So you better listen that's right I'm called bushwhacker and my bank account's maxed out Got rupees and my leather wallet's packed now Can't back down, can't slack now, the world needs me to attack now Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass for these bombs in Castle Town Just give me some heart containers and let me spit on my ocarina So I can kick that dumbass Ganon all the way to Argentina 'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil Yo, you low-life elf, need a ride up to the North Pole?

Santa's got a thing for elfs and he's getting' his marriage annulled. You really think saving the princess will convince me you're straight? Ha- ha! The "Uggs and Skirt" fad is so ! Oh snap, it's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style Batman's cape, Lincoln's beard, were you dressed by a child? You think Zelda's stupid enough to get kidnapped so often? She runs off to my castle, into my room and begs to get locked in. More like L-I-N-Gay. Man, you should've been aborted, just like the Jersey Shore It's a damn lie you told about Zelda 'cause she loves my master sword It's a shame your whole life's been a waste trying to rule Hyrule 'cause today will be the day known as "The day you got schooled" 'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel And he ain't gon' stop 'til the world is free of evil.

Santa's got a thing for elfs and he's getting' his marriage annulled. You really think saving the princess will convince me you're straight?

The "Uggs and Skirt" fad is so ! Oh snap, it's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style Batman 's cape, Lincoln 's beard, were you dressed by a child? Isn't kidnapping helpless girls getting a little bit old? You think Zelda's stupid enough to get kidnapped so often? She runs off to my castle, into my room and begs to get locked in.

Man, you should've been aborted, just like the Jersey Shore It's a damn lie you told about Zelda 'cause she loves my master sword It's a shame your whole life's been a waste trying to rule Hyrule ' cause today will be the day known as "the day you got schooled". Smosh Wiki Explore. Wiki Staff. Explore Wikis Community Central. Register Don't have an account? History Talk 0. Do you like this video? Play Sound. Click it! You're dying! You're low on health! Universal Conquest Wiki.

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